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Things overheard at Haven

topic posted Sat, January 29, 2005 - 7:28 PM by  steve23 		Share/Save/Bookmark
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Can you believe your ears?

Did she really say that?

Try and wrap your head
around these gems you
could only hear coming
out of the mouths of
the gang at Haven.
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Fri, March 11, 2005 - 8:35 AM
    Dan at 8 o'clock this morning: "You know that skill where you have something like a 'burrito' in your mouth, and stuff starts to ooze out, and you're basically sucking and swallowing at the same time, and you have to get your breathing just right or you choke?...."

    Amy (having barely crawled out of bed): "Um. Yes. Yes I think I'm familiar with the technique."
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Tue, March 22, 2005 - 11:00 PM
    Hans and I driving, hours late to pick up Amy in the east bay:

    "Hans, d'ya have a watch?"

    "Yeah, there's one on my phone..."

    "No, I mean an actual watch that's on your body."

    "Nah, that wouldn't help."

    "What if it was was Flava Flav style?"
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Sun, May 8, 2005 - 4:15 PM
    Dan to Amy (and not said sarcastically --no, really!):

    "Yeah, I was just thinkin' about you and Carol and Karen all doin' it on Dennis' stairs and it was so hot that I just thought, 'ooooh that's sexy, I think I'll belch'."
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Wed, September 21, 2005 - 11:24 PM
    Regarding the problem of never remembering names, Blondie simply states:
    "How in the hell am I supposed to listen to their name when I am busy sizing them up, calculating their inner workings and analyzing their very make-up as a human being"
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Mon, October 10, 2005 - 8:58 PM
    Amy: "Um, so why is there a bottle of lube in the back yard?"

    Blondie (turning red): "Uhhhhh.... It was the raccoons."

    Amy (giggling her ass off): "So, you realize that that's not lube for sex, it's body lube for putting on latex clothing?"

    Blondie (blurting): "HAH! I TOLD HIM SO!" (under her breath) "Stupid Raccoon. He wont listen to ANYTHING!"
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Mon, October 10, 2005 - 9:02 PM
    Blondie (putting down the cracker at Michael): "I wish I could remember what it is you were doing on my leg for fortyfive minutes, yesterday. But I'll be damned if I just can't put my finger i/on it."
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Tue, October 25, 2005 - 11:02 PM
    On speaking Esperanto:

    Irene: "I mean it's no less useful than speaking French. What does French get you? You get to speak to French people?"

    Michael: "Yeah, it's just as good as knowing French, Gaelic or Swahili.."
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Tue, October 25, 2005 - 11:42 PM
    Amy: "Poor Nick has been covered head-to-toe with poison oak for a week."

    Michael: "Are you sure it's poison oak?"

    Irene: "Yeah, it could be scabies!"

    Amy: "EWE! IT IS NOT SCABIES!"

    Irene: "Well, He *is* a Creature!"
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    Re: Things overheard at Haven

    Mon, February 6, 2006 - 10:39 PM
    After Blondie woke up suddenly from a nap on the couch looking confused and flustered, Diva to Blondie
    "You need to go climb into bed, sweetheart?"

    Blondie, "Um, no. I just need to go make another cocktail."
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