Can you believe your ears?
Did she really say that?
Try and wrap your head
around these gems you
could only hear coming
out of the mouths of
the gang at Haven.
Did she really say that?
Try and wrap your head
around these gems you
could only hear coming
out of the mouths of
the gang at Haven.
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While dining at Forbes Island
Sat, January 29, 2005 - 7:29 PMAmy, I think your lamb was more tender than my pork. -
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Re: While dining at Forbes Island
Thu, February 3, 2005 - 10:31 AMIcka: Happy birthday dear Dude!
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sun, January 30, 2005 - 11:54 PMTemple: I doubt he showed me his scars because I'm just not that attracted to him. -
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Mon, January 31, 2005 - 1:51 PM"Can I borrow some sexy jammies" -
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 11:25 AMamy: "yeah, what do you want? i have garters and silk robes and panties and camisoles and hot pants and nighties and teddies and stockings and...
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FASHION SHOW!"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Mon, January 31, 2005 - 4:06 PMhans:
"it woke me up, that's how high i was!"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Mon, January 31, 2005 - 4:07 PMhans: "yeah, i once jerked off with uh...soft scrub."
icka: "are you FRICKIN' RETARDED?"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Thu, February 3, 2005 - 3:58 PMpyrokitten to waffen (at the top of her lungs): "you're such a fucking dork!"
i really have no idea why i was shouting that. so okay, who's really the dork? -
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Unsu...
Re: Things overheard at Haven
Thu, February 3, 2005 - 7:15 PMIn that house? Throw a brick, anytime night or day...
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:16 PMWell hey, it's not like it isn't true..
I also laughed when you said, "God, I can barely think. Is there any more drugs?" -
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Unsu...
Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sat, May 14, 2005 - 5:57 PMAnd in that line, "I wanted to go home, but that little drug bunny just went and ate something else."
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Cheech said:
Thu, February 3, 2005 - 10:11 PM
If you can find pussy for under one dollar,
I say fuck it...
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Fri, February 4, 2005 - 11:55 PMAmy: You know it was a good party if you have to wash the sheets.
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sun, February 6, 2005 - 10:09 PMAlejandro:
"One chick is too hot. The other is too cold.
I need to find a Luke Warm Betty."
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sun, February 6, 2005 - 10:11 PMAmy to Hans: "Good Morning."
Hans: "Really?!?!"
Amy: "Really what?... I said 'Good Morning'."
Hans: "Damn! I thought you said you're HORNY!"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Fri, February 11, 2005 - 6:10 PMHans to Amy:
"Oh I brought you wine where'd it go oh I drank it." -
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Hans:
Tue, May 10, 2005 - 6:51 PM"Whew! All this manic activity's made me sleepy!"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sat, February 12, 2005 - 12:09 PMAmy: "I'm going to put away my penis, and then I'm going to go pee."
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, February 16, 2005 - 4:09 PMAmy to Carol:
.... in traffic court, this afternoon. (Carol representing Amy.)
"Ugh, this is boring! Don't they have a cocktail lounge we can wait in?" -
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Unsu...
Re: Things overheard at Haven
Fri, April 8, 2005 - 3:25 PMI generally bring my own booze to court.
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sun, March 6, 2005 - 4:25 AM"Help me think of a word that rhymes with 'repressed' and means something off-color or naughty." --☆Diva☆
"Remind me to never do a crossword that you wrote." --Dan -
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Mon, April 11, 2005 - 2:57 PM
a bit more of a reach, but also 'the best', 'the rest', and my personal favorite, acquiessed.
mwah.
tmb
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Fri, March 11, 2005 - 8:35 AMDan at 8 o'clock this morning: "You know that skill where you have something like a 'burrito' in your mouth, and stuff starts to ooze out, and you're basically sucking and swallowing at the same time, and you have to get your breathing just right or you choke?...."
Amy (having barely crawled out of bed): "Um. Yes. Yes I think I'm familiar with the technique."
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sun, March 13, 2005 - 7:16 AMHunnyBunny,
"I keep finding pictues of my ass on the internet"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 11:00 PMHans and I driving, hours late to pick up Amy in the east bay:
"Hans, d'ya have a watch?"
"Yeah, there's one on my phone..."
"No, I mean an actual watch that's on your body."
"Nah, that wouldn't help."
"What if it was was Flava Flav style?"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sun, March 27, 2005 - 4:53 PM"Um, Hans or Michael? Any idea how much bio-engineered synthetic spiderwebs you think you can milk out of a goat?" - Alejandro (not setting up a joke)
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sat, April 9, 2005 - 1:11 AMAmy: "Hey, what's exogenous?"
Blondie: "It's like erroneous but with a more exotic twist." -
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sat, April 9, 2005 - 10:10 PMexogenous - produced outside of a system
Erroneous or erogenous?
According to Blondie's definition, her definition is exogenous.
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, April 27, 2005 - 1:03 AM"Now I wish I'd left my contacts on for all the fine detail!!!!" --Hunny Bunny -
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Unsu...
Re: Things overheard at Haven
Thu, April 28, 2005 - 12:57 PMNo no no just sign here. Don't worry about all the boring fine print. Or my maniacal cackling. It's just a toucha Tourette's.
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sun, May 8, 2005 - 4:15 PMDan to Amy (and not said sarcastically --no, really!):
"Yeah, I was just thinkin' about you and Carol and Karen all doin' it on Dennis' stairs and it was so hot that I just thought, 'ooooh that's sexy, I think I'll belch'."
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sun, May 15, 2005 - 4:06 AM"I keep wanting to suck on the big one"
-Nadine
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Thu, May 26, 2005 - 11:06 PMHans to steve23 & Alejandro, while nodding: "Dude. Why don't we just start by getting drunk."
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Thu, May 26, 2005 - 11:13 PMCarol to Steve: "Did you just correct me on FASHION?!?!?"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Tue, June 14, 2005 - 2:02 PMCreature while jumping into Diva's lap in Sonoma:
"I'm in the Church of *DANCING*!!!!!!" -
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, June 15, 2005 - 9:14 AMEduardo in the hot tub :
"I was buying a big box of condoms and it said family pack, shouldn't that be No-family pack?"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Tue, July 12, 2005 - 10:41 PM
"For the record, those little blue pills... are mints."
Steve23 to the gang at Frog Pond on the morning of July 3rd, regarding the mystery pills that were spotted the night before on the bench by the water. -
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 12:43 PM"There is no wrong hole" - Carol
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Fri, July 29, 2005 - 12:35 AMBri to Hans: "At what stage are you when you're talking _to_ the drugs?"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, August 10, 2005 - 3:49 AMCarol: "NOTE: Never wear polyester panties to weld in. NEVER NEVER." -
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Unsu...
Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, August 10, 2005 - 11:39 AMESPECIALLY on International Weld Naked Day.
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Wed, September 21, 2005 - 11:24 PMRegarding the problem of never remembering names, Blondie simply states:
"How in the hell am I supposed to listen to their name when I am busy sizing them up, calculating their inner workings and analyzing their very make-up as a human being"
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Re: Things overheard at Haven
Sat, October 1, 2005 - 1:24 AM"Damn these wholesome hippy chicks! Gimme a fetish-slut any-ol'day!" --Hans